Sunday, December 11, 2011

The Twelve Disciples of Tebow

Lots has been made recently about Tim Tebow and the fact that it seems like he just doesn't lose.  While many can argue about how his mechanincs make him an elite quarterback or not, one cannot dissagree that he has touched the lives of many around the world. Here are the 12 people who have not only been touched by the hand of Tebow, but also spread his message wherever they go:

 
Urban Meyer- One of the most devout followers of Tebow. Meyer worked hand-in-hand and side-by-side of the chosen one to deliver two national titles to Gainesville, the home of the Tebow-nites.

Cam Newton-  Tebow’s understudy for one year. Newton learned the nuances of the game from the wise one named Tim, but chose to lead a different orange and blue village to the promised land.

John Brantley- Tebow’s backup for two seasons. The young Brantley came to Florida to follow in the footsteps of The Great One, but has yet to capture the magic and bring the Tebow-nites another title.

Aaron Hernandez- One of Tebow’s favorite targets. Hernandez never strayed from the teachings of Tebow and was always close by to lend his teacher a helping hand.

Riley Cooper- Tebow’s roommate and best friend.  Besides being Tim’s closest confidant, Cooper also heavily contributed to the rise of the Nation of Gator.

Mike and Maurkice Pouncey- Offensive linemen during Tebow’s tenure. The Pouncey twins defended their leader to the bitter end, and kept him safe and sound throughout their title run

Brandon Spikes- Linebacker of the Gator defense. Spikes is the Judas Iscariot of the bunch. He was a faithful follower of Tebow while at Florida, but now that he is a member of the Patriots he looks forward to humbling the leader.

John Elway- VP of Football Operations for the Broncos. Once a great QB in the Mile High City, Elway now oversees the team, while Tebow attempts to lead his new followers to the NFL Promised Land.

Dan Mullen- Tebow’s offensive coordinator at Florida. Road the Great One’s success all the way to a head coaching job a Mississippi St., and is rumored to be in the mix for the Penn St job.

Percy Harvin- Playmaking athlete for Florida. When Tebow found the going tough, Harvin stepped in and bailed the Gators out. His speed and playmaking ability provided a changeup from Tebow’s rough and rugged running.

Skip Bayless- Co-host of ESPN’s “First and Ten.” Bayless is quick to sing the praises of Tebow at any time, and will defend the Bronco QB with his last breath, if needed.

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